I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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