im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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