i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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