how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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