the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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