If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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