For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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