this beer tastes like vomit already
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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