i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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