I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You made out with two different species that night
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
send nudes
from the living room?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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