She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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