If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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