Yo dont text me then not text me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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