Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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