okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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