She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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