Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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