I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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