We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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