Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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