So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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