Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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