How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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