Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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