gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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