nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i would punch a child for taco bell
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
