so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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