didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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