I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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