Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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