My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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