he told me I talked like a deaf person
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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