She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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