is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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