you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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