ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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