And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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