I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
