8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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