Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
of course. lets lasso hookers.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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