some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The adults are the big ones right?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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