Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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