i just wanna soil my oats bro
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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