You really coming over, don't trick.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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