I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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