he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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