Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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