the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just found puke in my bra..
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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