I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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