Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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