she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
me + whiskey = a bad person
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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