Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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